Dune Week: Spice Stuffed Sandworm Bread - Kitchen Overlord - Your Home for Geeky Cookbooks and Recipes! (2024)

I have an entirely irrational love of David Lynch’s 1984 science fiction epic,Dune. (This is almost unrelated to my entirely rational and well thought out love of Frank Herbert’s Dune books. These two things should never be confused.) Maybe I saw it at just the right age to find Sting, black leather, and redheads seductive. Maybe it was the first big budget science fiction movie I’d seen where a woman who was just there to be a decorative prize actually stepped up and told the ‘verse how much her role in life sucked. Maybe giant sandworms made me think of David Bowie’s tights in Labyrinth. Regardless of the causes, something about the Lynch version made an indelible mark on my brain.

Fast forward a few years. I’m now a grownup with a kitchen of my very own and some lovely books to prove I’m officially Good At Food. The time has come for me to pay homage to the Great Maker in the way of my people – by sacrificing millions of lives to create an homage worthy of his visage. A tablespoon of yeast should cover it.

Since you honor my sietch with your visit, I will share the secrets of creating a proud, impressive, spice-scented effigy of the Great Maker of Arrakis.

Spice-Stuffed Sandworm Bread

SANDWORM DOUGH:

1 1/2 cups warm water
2 tbsp yeast
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 tbsp cinnamon
3 eggs
¼ cup slightly cooled melted butter
2 tsp salt
6 ½ – 7 cups bread flour

SPICE FILLING:

2 tbsp garam masala (or pumpkin pie spice, or Chinese five spice powder, as preferred in your sietch)
2 tsp cinnamon
3/4 cup brown sugar (or 1/2 cup brown sugar and 1/4 cup white sugar if you want it less sticky)
1/4 cup melted butter
sliced blanched almonds
1/2 cup raisins (optional)

GLAZE:

3/4 – 1 cup powdered sugar
¼ cup water (reduce to 1-2 tbsp for an extra thick glaze)
1 tsp cinnamon or garama masala
1 tsp vanilla extract

So many things went wrong with my first sandworm that the Fremen threw me out of the sietch. Look at this monstrosity.

No. Just no. That looks like it should be stalking a desert town in Tremors.

I spent a little time in the city serving those soft, water-fat lords from Caladan. When I couldn’t take that anymore, I wandered the desert in search of a vision. Shai Hulud himself came to me and spoke with his spice scented breath, giving me visions of proper tributes to him both in bread for the masses and pie for those cursed with the affliction of Celiac.

Behold and learn.

DIRECTIONS:

First, mix the yeast and warm water. Let the yeast blossom like a sand storm in the desert. After ten minutes, add the brown sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, sietch spice, salt, and eggs. Whisk it all together until your bowl starts to smell like stale spice wine.

Add half the flour. Top that off with the melted butter. You may think you want to add the melted butter to the liquids, but you’re wrong. The heat will destroy your yeast as surely as a spice mining platform attracts a worm. Top the butter off with the rest of the flour.

This part may seem dangerous, but if you own a stand mixer, set it to 2 and let it go for six or seven minutes. Try to break the rhythmic thumping by pausing at random times to scrape the sides. Technically, it’s far safer to mix everything up by hand then knead it for a good 10 minutes at a random, uneven pace, but practically, using the mixer is a lot easier.

Form the spice dough into a ball. Put it in a well greased bowl, cover it with a clean kitchen towel, and let it rise for an hour, or until the size doubles.

When you come back, punch it like a fat Harkonen.

Spread some extra flour on a clean surface and roll the dough out into a large rectangle.

Paint the dough with your melted butter, leaving at least 1 inch of clear space around the edges.

The last time I made a sandworm, I tried neatly pressing the almonds into a straight line of teeth. It wasn’t awful, but once purified by the heat of the desert, that worm looked more like it should be terrorizing a town in Tremors instead of riding majestically across the desert. The problem was when the dough rose, it pushed all the teeth outwards and upwards.

I learned from that mistake. This time, I spiked the first inch or so of my sandworm’s mouth with almonds pointing up, but angled ever so slightly outwards.

Evenly anoint his back with your cinnamon, sietch spice, and sugar. You can pre-mix them if you’d like, or you can just lightly massage it all into the butter using your fingertips.

If you like raisins, toss some on top. I usually make my sandworms half and half, with pure spice up front and some raisins in the tail end.

In addition, instead of rolling the worm tight, make sure yours is loose, almost floppy. If you roll a shaped bread too tight, when it rises, it’ll push outwards, malforming the shape. Give it room to grow.

Once I had a fat, toothy sandworm, I put it on a pizza tray covered in parchment paper, gave the body some slithery kinks, sliced ridges into its back, and let it grow. I also balled some aluminum foil into a cone and kept that in the Great Maker’s mouth so he’d have an intimidatingly toothy gape after being baked.

All that was left to do was whisk a teaspoon of vanilla with an egg (the vanilla makes your kitchen smell amazing), paint the Great Maker’s back, and send him into the desert to bake it at 350F for 25 minutes.

As soon as he emerged from the oven, I anointed his flesh in glaze so the flavor could penetrate the outer skin.

Behold! The sleeper has awakened!

After your friends take their Pintrest shots, treat your effigy like a baby worm you’re melting into the Water of Life. Wait, don’t. Soaking it in a puddle won’t help the flavor. Instead, cut it into rings and drizzle a little more glaze on each slice.

If only fat, sugar, and carbs alone could extend life and broaden the mind without an infusion of the spice melange!

Dune Week: Spice Stuffed Sandworm Bread - Kitchen Overlord - Your Home for Geeky Cookbooks and Recipes! (2024)

FAQs

Why does the sandworm not eat Paul? ›

There is a scene in the 2021 Dune film where Paul and Jessica are facing down a sandworm that stops just before eating them. There's a few reasons for this, first and foremost, sandworms don't necessarily want to eat humans. There's a lot of water in the human body and even a little can kill an adult sandworm.

What is the Dune spice from sand worms? ›

Sandworms are colossal, worm-like creatures that live on the desert planet Arrakis. Their larvae produce a drug called melange (known colloquially as "the spice"), the most essential and valuable commodity in the universe because it makes safe and accurate interstellar travel possible.

Is spice sandworm poop? ›

They exude something that is like a fungusoid substance that is called a pre-spice mass. When that comes in contact with water, it explodes and that results in spice. The sort of common assumption is that spice is worm poop. But it's not worm poop.

What are the sandworms called in the Dune? ›

In fact, they even have a sacred name for the worms: Shai-Hulud. To the Fremen, the Shai-Hulud are an expression of the will of the gods themselves. Arrakis is divided into the north and south by a permanent storm along its equator, and only Shai-Hulud can cross it.

What does a sandworm eat? ›

Ordinarily, sandworms on Arrakis spend most of their time gobbling up sand that comprises the nearly endless dunes covering the planet. In doing so, they are able to feast on creatures known as sand plankton, microscopic creatures that devour leftover traces of the spice scattered across the Arrakeen sands.

Does sandworm bite? ›

Those right there are the fangs of a sandworm. I harvest these here in the state of Maine. But if you ever use them fishing bait, guys, be careful. They can bite you.

What does spice smell like Dune? ›

The spice had glowed radiant blue in the dim silver light. And the smell—bitter cinnamon, unmistakable." Herbert writes repeatedly, starting in Dune (1965), that melange smells like cinnamon. In Dune, Lady Jessica notes that her first taste of spice "tasted like cinnamon".

What is a sandworm in real life? ›

Living animals

Arenicola marina (lugworm), called "sandworm" in the UK. Alitta virens, formerly Nereis virens (king ragworm), called "sandworm" in the US. Hookworm larvae which cause cutaneous larva migrans, called "sandworms" in the southern US.

Why does Paul turn into a sandworm? ›

In Children of Dune, Leto II does something incredible: he merges with a sandworm to save humanity and give himself near immortality. He does so by attaching sandtrout (the larval forms of sandworms) to his body until they form a kind of exoskeleton, and over the next few thousand years, they transform him completely.

Is the spice in Dune a drug? ›

In the universe of science fiction epic Dune, spice melange, usually just referred to as 'the spice', is a valuable narcotic substance. It's formed exclusively in the sands of the planet Arrakis from the excretions of young sandworms. The spice confers health benefits, for example increasing life expectancy.

Is soil worms poop? ›

Leftover soil particles and undigested organic matter pass out of the worm through the rectum and anus in the form of castings, or worm poop. Worm poop is dark, moist, soil-colored, and very rich in nutrients.

Do sandworms have teeth? ›

The sort of spiral of teeth that you see in the sand worms of Arrakis—haven't seen a structure that looks exactly like that in an nematode, but there are so many diverse forms of teeth within nematodes. I have seen things like that. Some worms that parasitize plants actually have a stylet.

Are sandworms God? ›

The Fremen call them “Shai-Hulud.” What do they think of the worms? They're fully the God of the universe. Shai-Hulud roughly translates to “the eternal thing.” “Grandfather of the desert” is one other translation.

Will there be Dune 3? ›

Legendary Entertainment had officially announced that Villeneuve will helm a third "Dune" movie, "Dune Messiah," as reported by Entertainment Weekly. However, fans may need to exercise patience as Villeneuve's next project will be an adaptation of "Nuclear War: A Scenario," a nonfiction book by Annie Jacobsen.

Does the sandworm eat Beetlejuice? ›

Much later in the film, Betelgeuse sends Barbara back into the sandworm land. She rides the sandworm back into the house and it eats Betelgeuse up.

Does Paul Atreides become evil? ›

This comes to light in the film when Paul becomes accepted as the Fremen's prophesied saviour, the Lisan al Gaib. However, no matter his initial intentions to help the Fremen, once he takes this mantle Paul becomes the villain because he is willing to use them for his own selfish desires — revenge and power.

What is the weakness of the sandworm in Dune? ›

Water is fatal to a sandworm, even in small doses. Water would accelerate its metabolism to the point that it became unstable and its vital biological functions failed. Dune: Why isn't Arrakeen constantly attacked by sandworms if it is protected by shield walls which attract them?

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